This is it:
Well, it's a photo from the interwebz, I didn't actually take a photo of it just to post here, but it looks exactly the same except for a few scratches and a prettier wallpaper. Oh, and instead of the 24 carat gold, it's just plastic painted silver.
It doesn't give me my messages; instead it sends me one saying "You have one new voicemail message". So I check my voicemail, and there's no voicemail.
THEN, a week later, I get a million messages all at once that the phone's just hoarded and not given to me until then.
Then I get really frustrated and blog about it.
