I know we've had our ups and downs. I know I sometimes overuse you. I know I sometimes yell at you. But I wish you wouldn't take your frustration out on me this way.
I would really like to be able to open hotmail in less than 10 minutes.
Please start working properly again.
Or I might be tempted to replace you with something productive. Like study.
Please let me know your decision at your earliest convenience.
Yours sincerely,
Jessica Brady
2 comments:
bullocks.
yeah, my new net company sucks too. but not as much as yours usually :P
sorry to hurt your feelings Mr internet. You should go back to internet school and relearn how to be connective and productible.
and be nice to Jess, she's not that bad a person you know....
Dear Jessica,
It gravely hurts me when you post such insultive blogs as this one. Really, I do try my best. I'd like to see how you cope having to download millions of pictures and pages of text in the space of mere seconds. And the yelling doesn't help. Why would I bother to cooperate with someone who is constantly abusing me?
Furthermore, I am taking forever to load Hotmail for your benefit. You know very well you shouldn't be on Hotmail. You should be studying Law. See? I'm really helping you. You insensitive little brat.
Just for that, I'm never going to work properly for you ever again.
Take that biatch.
Yours sincerely,
Internet.
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